my very educated mother just served us noodles

I'm a little sad to see Pluto demoted as a planet.  The key question is how we update:

my very educated mother just served us nine pickles

The Economist, always on the forefront of important issues, suggests:

my very educated mother just served us noodles

Kottke had a contest for a planet mnemonics, with this excellent winner (using nine planets as a protest):

My! Very educated morons just screwed up numerous planetariums.

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[Name]

I think it should be My Very Exellent Mother Just Server Us Noodles, but I like My! Very educated morons just screwed up numerous planetariums.:)

[RebekahJF]

The most popular replacement acronym, and the one I think is best is: "My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nachos."
"Nine Pizas" = something kids like a lot
"Nachos" = something kids like a lot

"Noodles"?? Nah!